Steamed Hams but it's Middle English

My contribution to this meme, coming with a mere 3 years' delay. Enjoy. Check below for translation notes and Middle English transcript! JOIN THE REALM: -- Support me on Patreon: -- Follow me on Twatter: -- Join my Discord: _______________________________________________________ TRANSLATION NOTES: [1] The first name Seymour is derived from the family name Seymour, (famous member’s include Jane Seymour, third wife of Henry VIII) which in turn is derived from the french place Saint-Maur. Given that I could find members of this line whose name was spelled Seymour all the way back in 1340, I left it the same. [2] Chalmers derives from the French “de la chambre” or “of the chamber”. I decided to localise Chalmers as a probable point in the middle of that transformation. Also “superintendents“ in an educational sense obviously didn't exist in feudal England, given thei