The Postmodernist Drinking Song

In the face of Postmodernist intellectual stupidity, the best thing to do is laugh. Hence The Postmodernist Drinking Song. The Postmodernist Drinking Song is based on an old English folk song, The Ballad of Lydia Pinkham, by way of a 1960’s British pop group, the Scaffold, whose variant Lily the Pink reached number one in the UK singles chart in ’68 ( ). Our version was partly inspired, as well, by the brilliant idiocy of Monty Python’s The Philosophers Song, which celebrated the drunken shenanigans of the greatest thinkers of the Western tradition ( ). Postmodernism is a school of thought, increasingly dominant in what still passes for the modern academy, that famously rejects “grand narratives”—“collective myths that never had a reality,” as certain philosophers have it ( ). Equally famously, however, the same thinkers turned, post-rejection, to the murderous blandishments of the Marxist story, which was in turn based on an even longer tradition of Luciferian arrogance and bitter resentment. No grand narrative--except, of course, that of power (with a nice dollop of immature hedonism tossed in, just to sweeten the pot). Our Cast (in order of appearance): Jordan B Peterson thoroughly-masked resentful Taco delivery boy and heroic Antifa activist Random far-right cat (well-petted) Unknown green-haired narcissist Unknown trucker convoy participant Michel Foucault puppet of Satan himself Various victim-children puppets Mikhaila Peterson enemy to vegans and far-right daughter Commie pig Dave Rubin far-right comedian Douglas Murray far-right journalist and piano prodigy Jacques Derrida that old joker puppet Zuby far-right rapper and women’s powerlifting record holder Jonathan Pageau far-right Old Testament prophet and Frenchman Michael Malice whatever the hell he is Konstantin Kisin far-right dangerous Russian Unknown blue-haired beautiful woman Ben Shapiro squeaking horribly Gad Saad reprehensible far-right purple-haired professor provocateur and evil Jew Robin DiAngelo puppet and demented-denizens-of-the-corporate-world charmer Lyrics by Jordan B. Peterson Video written and directed by Skutch Tully Puppet design by Nunavut John Puppeteers: Nunavut John, Jack Bride Cinematography by A. Sertian Ukrainian Visual effects by Will Dano Executive producer: Safeer Qureshi for SPG Media Song produced by Skutch Tully and Christian Anderson Mixed and mastered by Christian Anderson // LINKS // All socials: Website: Events: Twitter: Instagram: Facebook: Telegram: Newsletter: // COURSES // Discovering Personality: Self Authoring Suite: Understand Myself (personality test): // BOOKS // Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life: 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos: Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief: #JordanPeterson #JordanBPeterson #DrJordanPeterson #DrJordanBPeterson #DailyWirePlus