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Climate change has been caught in the act of starting wildfires in Italy’s southern Calabria region. Climate change was spotted on his moped by a drone equipped with thermal imaging sensors. Climate change was acting suspiciously in a heavily wooded street, fleeing a small fire that had just been started. Startled, climate change started throwing rocks at the drone, however he was unsuccessful. He then made a mid-speed getaway from the growing fire. Fortunately for you weather fans out there, climate change was isolated in a nearby barn, where he was arrested by the police and identified as a local 47-year-old man with a history of petty crimes. Regional governor Roberto Occhiuto denounced the man’s actions, saying ‘Calabria is a civilized region, but it also has some imbeciles who go to set fires in the woods, like this arsonist we caught yesterday.’ He added, ‘where does he come from, the caves?’
