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Let me just state for the record that I love the cast at CNN. They are my go-to people when I am tracking the news. I was amazed by Wolf Blitzer during the Iraq War when he reported in downtown Bagdad with rockets flying all around. I’m also a big fan of Anderson Cooper especially when he talked about Nutty the Squirrel and who can forget Jack Tapper with his sarcastic and patronizing tone. And some of the former and current female anchors are amazing such as Brook Baldwin, Kaitlan Collins, Abby Phillips, and Dana Bash to name a few. Since, for many years now I have loved the name Wolf Blitzer I started to think of a song about Werewolf Blitzer and somehow my mind paired this up with “Roadhouse Blues” by the Doors which is a song I’ve loved and listened to for decades. And somehow the words just flowed and this is how Werewolf Blitzer Blues came to be. Visit us for more funny werewolf merch and designs - Lyrics for Werewolf Blitzer Blues: Keep your teeth on the Anderson, your claws upon the Tapper Keep your teeth on the Anderson, your claws upon the Tapper Yeah, we’re going to the Wolf house We’re gonna have real Creepy time Yeah, back at the Blitzer house they got some werewolf ho’s Yeah, back at the Blitzer house they got some werewolf ho’s And that’s for the creepers Who like to kill real slow Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, all night long Do it now, do it now (music) You gotta bite, bite, bite You gotta hold her tight all night Bite, bite, bite, bite Hold her tight You gotta slurp, you gotta burp-a Chomp, chomp, chomp You gotta eat you tuna Eat ya Baba Yaga Eat yall bump her junk Bite her trunk Let’s bite Passionate lady, passionate lady Give up your howl, give up your howl Show your fangs, show your fangs Right now Well I woke up this morning and I bit myself a queer Well I woke up this morning and I bit myself a queer Don Lemon’s hauling ass but his end is oh so near Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, baby bite Let me bite, all night long Here's a short history of Roadhouse Blues: “Roadhouse Blues“ by The Doors is a classic rock song that was written by the band's lead singer, Jim Morrison. It was released in 1970 as part of their album “Morrison Hotel.“ The creation of the song is an interesting tale. The Doors were known for their eclectic musical style, blending rock, blues, and psychedelic elements. “Roadhouse Blues“ reflects this diversity with its bluesy, gritty sound. The song's origins can be traced back to a jam session in the summer of 1969 at the band's rehearsal space in Los Angeles. During this session, Morrison, along with guitarist Robby Krieger, keyboardist Ray Manzarek, and drummer John Densmore, started improvising and playing around with different musical ideas. The lyrics of “Roadhouse Blues“ emerged from Morrison's spontaneous poetry, capturing his free-spirited and rebellious nature. The song's iconic opening line, “Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel,“ sets the tone for the rest of the track. Morrison's lyrics are a mix of introspection, social commentary, and a celebration of the counterculture spirit of the time. The band's producer, Paul Rothchild, played a crucial role in shaping the final version of the song. He recognized the potential of “Roadhouse Blues“ and worked with The Doors to refine the arrangement and capture the raw energy of their live performances. What makes “Roadhouse Blues“ stand out is its blues-inspired guitar riffs, Manzarek's soulful organ playing, and Morrison's distinctive vocal delivery. The song also features a memorable harmonica solo performed by John Sebastian of The Lovin' Spoonful. Upon its release, “Roadhouse Blues“ became a hit, reaching the top 50 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. The Doors' ability to seamlessly blend different musical genres and Morrison's charismatic presence contributed to the enduring popularity of the song. Overall, the creation of “Roadhouse Blues“ was a collaborative effort that brought together the individual talents of each member of The Doors. The result is a timeless rock classic that continues to resonate with audiences around the world.
