Come and see me live: Subscribe to my comedy newsletter: Directed by Will Freeman with music recorded, mixed and played by Wayne McIntyre LYRICS: Starmer said he’s going nationalise the trains Now he isn’t going to nationalise the trains The water, mail or energyHe dropped that rather cleverly That is no longer part of the campaign He will spend 28 billion Green prosperity for millions No he won’t he’s going to think on that again He’s going to abolish tuition fees No he isn’t cos of the economy He will always wear the poppy No he shouldn’t wear a poppy Will you just ignore these u-turns if you please He just wants to gets elected Without saying what’s affected He has so many people to appease He’s Captain Flip-Flop! Flippety floppetyFlippety floppety Flip flop flip He’s Captain Flip-Flop He’s Captain Flip-Flop! Flippety floppety Flippety flop
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