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This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: DON’T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT DON’T WANNA BE SOME BEER-SWILLIN’ HOCKEY NUT AND DO I LOOK LIKE SOME FROST-BITTEN HOSE-HEAD I NEVER LEARNED MY ALPHABET FROM A TO ZED THEY ALL LIVE ON DOUGHNUTS AND MOOSE MEAT AND THEY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PACKIN’ HEAT NEVER EVEN BRING THEIR GUNS TO THE MALL AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS TOO FUNNY THEIR STUPID MONOPOLY MONEY CAN’T TAKE ’EM SERIOUSLY AT ALL WELL, MAPLE SYRUP AND SNOW’S WHAT THEY EXPORT THEY TREAT CURLING JUST LIKE IT’S A REAL SPORT THEY THINK THEIR SILLY ACCENT IS SO CUTE CAN’T UNDERSTAND A THING THEY’RE TALKIN’ ABOOT SURE, THEY GOT THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH CARE CHEAPER MEDS LOW CRIME RATES AND CLEAN AIR THEN AGAIN WELL, THEY GOT CELINE DION EAT THEIR WEIGHT IN KRAFT MACARONI AND DREAM OF DRIVIN’ A ZAMBONI ALL OVER SASKATCHEWAN DON’T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT WON’T FIGURE OUT THEIR TEMPERATURE IN CELSIUS SEE THE MAP THEY’RE HOVERIN’ RIGHT OVER US TELL YOU THE TRUTH IT MAKES ME KINDA NERVOUS ALWAYS HEAR THE SAME KIND OF STORY BREAK THEIR NOSE AND THEY’LL JUST SAY, SORRY TELL ME, WHAT KIND OF FREAKS ARE THAT POLITE IT’S GOTTA MEAN THEY’RE ALL UP TO SOMETHIN’ SO, QUICK BEFORE THEY SEE IT COMIN’ TIME FOR A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!
