ASMR Your Mom Sold You to One Direction

POV: It’s 2014. You throw your hair in a messy bun and lay down to take a quick nap. Groggily, you wake up face-to-face with masked figure, unable to move or scream! Were you kidnap– wait a sec, is that your mom?! Since ‘Your Mom Sold You to One Direction’ is a tale as old as time, well at least as old as the time of 1D fanfiction, I decided to bring this classic story to life via ASMR format. Here, you’ll hear money counting, chain clinking, magazine tracing, whispered rambling, & more! I hope you enjoy! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ Timestamps ⋆✧˖°⋆ 0:00 You awake… 0:20 Calming you down (“It’s okay, you’re safe”, breathing) 1:52 Retaping your mouth (sticky tape, rubbing) 4:37 Fixing your messy bun (hairplay) 5:06 Tightening your chains (chain clinking) 6:35 Why you were sold to One Direction (paper rustling) 12:33 Your packed bag (fabric scratching, zipper pulling) 14:49 Explaining the s