Bilbo Baggins Hates - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Available March 19

Blunt the knives, bend the forks, Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates That's what Bilbo Baggins hates Cut the cloth, trail the fat, Leave the bones on the bedroom matt Pour the milk on the pantry floor Splash the wine on every door Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl Pound them up with a thumping pole And when you've finished if they are whole Send them down the hall to roll! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates