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Pinkie provides a vital service to Ponyville Presented as part of the PTS show at Mare Fair 2024 High-quality download available on PonyTube Music and vocals by @BGMPonyDegeneracy Lyrics: Oooooohhhhhh So at the stallion banquet you took more than your fair portion And now your belly’s swollen and it’s killing your proportions But don’t you worry your life won’t be driven to distortion Just step right up ‘cause Pinkie’s gonna give you an abortion! Pills or falls or coat hanger or even nightshade tea No matter what you want to use we’ll loosen that baby No longer will it hold dominion over when you pee ‘cause they can’t kick or make you sick when out in front of me! Babies sure are cute but they’re a pain in the patootie And honestly having a foal is kinda super fruity Plus frankly brand new mommies can be kind of smug and snooty So bend over and let me rip that brat out your booty! You don’t need to worry because nopony will blame you I’ve had abortions, so has Twilight, Fluttershy’s had two Plus it’s a vital service which helps Ponyville, who knew? Where did you think Rarity gets all that fancy glue? WHEEEEEEEE!
