Wayne Shaw (Sutton United) taunts Arsenal with a pie

This is Wayne Shaw, Sutton United's 45 year old reserve goalkeeper, goalkeeping coach, former ice cream man and Southampton youth player (as forward!) With a figure that gives me hope that I may still one day play in an FA cup final despite everything, this man decides to taunt Arsenal's over-paid and over-priced international line-up by aggressively eating a cornish pasty at them ... a delight that they will never know the deliciousness of due to their intense training regime ... on national television ... in the FA Cup 5th round! This man represents everything that football should be about ... he even sleeps at the Sutton United ground ... Wayne Shaw ... we salute you!