Biden claims his age gives him wisdom

There are a lot of words associated with Joe Biden – sniffing, stairs, corruption, ‘hrgbvdtheb7g6sh’ – but ‘wisdom’ isn’t necessarily one of them. That is, unless you live on Planet Biden, where everyone must bow down to your endless wisdom and general cleverness. Speaking at a Labor Day event in Philadelphia on Monday, Biden voiced what approximately 0% of the audience were thinking – being in his 80s has made him sharper than ever. Responding to people who say ‘You know, that Biden, he’s getting old, man,’ Biden countered, ‘Well, guess what? I can – the only thing that comes with age is a little bit of wisdom. I’ve been doing this longer than anybody, and I, guess what? I’m going to continue to do it with your help.’ We can all agree that Biden does need help, but perhaps not in the way he thinks.