gen alpha whiplash (whiplash if it was good)

remastered version of “whiplash if it was good“: I synced the original audio to a 4K copy of the movie, and I also added optional subtitles Original video by @bignipbobby on TikTok Lyrics: FLETCHER: Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave, Neiman? NEIMAN: I don’t know. FLETCHER: Sure you do. NEIMAN: My gyatt? FLETCHER: Were you edging or were you gooning? NEIMAN:I don’t know. FLETCHER: Start mogging. NEIMAN: Skibidi dop dop-- FLETCHER: Like Baby Gronk, damn it. Look at me. NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog-- [SLAP] NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog [SLAP] NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog-- [SLAP] FLETCHER: Now, was I edging or was I gooning? NEIMAN: I don’t know. FLETCHER: Mog again. NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog-- [SLAP] NEIMAN: mog mog mog mog mog [SLAP] NEIMAN: mog mog mog-- [SLAP] FLETCHER: Edging or gooning? NEIMAN: Edging. FLETCHER: So you do edge in Ohio. If you deliberately end your mewing streak, I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne. Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner, or are you gonna Fanum Tax Skibidi Toilet? NEIMAN: I’ll Fanum Tax Skibidi Toilet. FLETCHER: What does that say? NEIMAN: ”CG5 Only in Ohio.” FLETCHER: Sing me some CG5. NEIMAN: Only in Ohio, OH, OH-- FLETCHER: Oh my fweaking gyatt. I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio. Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk? What is that? NEIMAN: Skibidi. FLETCHER: Yes. What is that? NEIMAN: Patrick Bateman. FLETCHER: Tell me about your motion. NEIMAN: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me-- FLETCHER: What, are you Skibidi Toilet? Sing it correctly. NEIMAN: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me more intelli-more intelligent-- FLETCHER: Now answer my question. Were you edging or were you gooning? FLETCHER: Answer! NEIMAN: Gooning. FLETCHER: Oh, my dear gyatt. Are you one of those Ryan Gosling Sigmas? Do I look like OG Fortnite to you? You must have L rizz. Do you have L rizz? NEIMAN: No. FLETCHER: No? So you just don’t have any rizz at all? NEIMAN: I do have W rizz. FLETCHER: So are you the rizzler? Yes or freaking no? FLETCHER: Yes, you are the rizzler? NEIMAN: Yeah. FLETCHER: Say it. NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler... FLETCHER: Say it so IShowSpeed can hear you. NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler. FLETCHER: Nuh uh. NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler. FLETCHER: Nuh uh! NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler. FLETCHER: You are a duo-less, rizzless, little piece of gyatt whose Mommy left Daddy when she figured out he didn’t play OG Fortnite. Who is now mewing and looksmaxxing all over my Grimace Shake like a freaking Skibidi Toilet. So for the final a-mazing time, nuh uh! NEIMAN: I’m the rizzler! FLETCHER: Start edging longer, Neiman.