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✨ Secret stuff here: ▶ iTunes: ▶ Spotify: Dolores Umbridge lets out her inner Ursula. (Y’all kept asking me to do a full version of Poor Unfortunate Souls after the Disney Villains Medley, but I had to give it my own twist! Hope you love this mashup of Harry Potter and The Little Mermaid, two things I adore.) Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way! Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@ ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Dolores Umbridge: Whitney Avalon Composer*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Editor: Kate West Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Recording Engineer: Will Hampton Music Mix/Master: Ed Boyer *based upon the original composition by Howard Ashman & Alan Menken Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one! ** LYRICS ** You know, deep down you deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter? I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said “beware that witch“ But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, “Decrees, Umbridge, please!“ And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear, you may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed with your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad, But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment “Decrees, Umbridge, please!“ below!!!
