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🎯 Загружено автоматически через бота: 🚫 Оригинал видео: 📺 Данное видео принадлежит каналу «Egoraptor» (@egoraptor). Оно представлено в нашем сообществе исключительно в информационных, научных, образовательных или культурных целях. Наше сообщество не утверждает никаких прав на данное видео. Пожалуйста, поддержите автора, посетив его оригинальный канал. ✉️ Если у вас есть претензии к авторским правам на данное видео, пожалуйста, свяжитесь с нами по почте support@, и мы немедленно удалим его. 📃 Оригинальное описание: Music Video animated by ▸ @Shigloo Pre-Order Merch ▸ Pre-Save the album ▸ Listen to “Nintendo Online’s Greatest Announcement“ ▸ Instagram ▸ LYRICS Listen up girl, I know you a Nintendo fan Got a Switch day one so you can hold it in your hand Sync that wifi, know you got that speedy broadband So you can download retro games from US and Japan But don’t tell no one I got the secrets straight from my dad And they’ll get mad at my dad if they know he’s been bad So listen close and remember all the news that I got For the retro game drop That’s right for Nintendo Online’s drop We got the game Squimble 2 it’s the sequel to Squimble Classic Mario and Zelda would just be too simple Ronnie’s Barnyard Tussle was an all time fave And also Shave the Cat and Adventures of Dave Pillow Fight Simulator really raised the bar So far you haven’t experienced Banana Bazaar Egg Maze, Gromplins, and Pachinko de Mayo Mattel’s Barbie’s Adventures in Toledo, Ohio And maybe you were thinkin’ that these weren’t the best But just wait ‘til you see the rest I said wait ‘til you see the rest Of these games, go (chiptune sounds) Grab your SD card Got Diarrhea Warrior, and also more of your Favorite games like Cuck Hunt, and Mecha Lawyer Regular Sword, and Basketbunt ‘89 The video game version of I Saw The Sign We’re the luckiest gamers you’ll be happy to learn That instead of Kirby’s Adventures we got Super Plerm That’s the Super Nintendo remake of a game called Plerm It was a game for the classic NES called Plerm If you’re expecting greatness you’ve come to the right place Cause instead of Galaga you’ve got Shooty Gun Space Also Asteroid, no relation of course Also Toad’s Alimony which I’ll gladly endorse Okay, to be honest there’s a game I’ve been hypin’ It’s a Mario game, yeah, it’s Mario Teaches Wipin’ That’s not all, bitch I haven’t even gotten even started ‘Cause tomorrow they’re releasing Smart Fella: He Felt Smarted And if you think that ain’t enough to put your skills to the test Wait ‘til you see the rest I said wait ‘til you see the rest Of these games go (more chiptune sounds) If I wasn’t clear before Super Plerm’s all we got If classic Plerm was what you were hoping to play you sadly cannot If you bought Nintendo Classic though you can try Plerm But that is only a demo for a limited term Yoshi’s Tax Shelter is a game for the ages The pages and pages of ‘torial that’re needed to play this Are made of a shade of a gray that you can’t even read though And so then Yoshi goes to prison and dies Russian Surrender, Super Financial Lender Dinosaurs vs. Ducks, Postal Service Defender Also Squark, and the remake of Squark I recommend playing Squark right before you play Squark There’s a lot of the plot that Squark just left out So in order to understand just what Squark’s all about I also recommend logging on to the wiki for Squark So you can get a real deep dive on Squark If after all these games then you just aren’t impressed Sorry there’s no more left I said sorry there’s no more left (even more chiptune sounds) Games go (still even more chiptune sounds)
