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A long long time ago in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn’t thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the queen We all wound up on Tatooine That’s where we found this boy... Oh my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he’s just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin’ Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi Did you know this junkyard slave Isn’t even old enough to shave But he can use the Force they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen Yeah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it’s true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I know who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin’... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he’s just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin’ Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said, Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy
