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“I'll Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: Instagram: Twitter: Website: Spotify: Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I sued Taco Bell! 'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat I sued Panasonic! They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink! 'Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks! 'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold! I sued Toys 'R' Us 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death Uh, I sued Petco 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath! I sued Coca Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck! I sued Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked! [Chorus] Yeah! If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you! Uh! [Verse 2] I sued Duracell! They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose! I sued Home Depot! 'Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes! I sued Dell Computers! 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work! I sued Fruit of the Loom! 'Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk! I sued Verizon! 'Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming! I sued Colorado! 'Cause y'know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming! I sued Neiman Marcus! 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season! I sued Ben Afleck! .......awww do I even need a reason!? [Chorus] Uh! If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you! Uh! Uh! Uh! [Refrain] I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny [Outro] I'll sue ya Ha ha ha ha haa I'll sue ya What y'all think of that!? I'll sue ya Ha ha ha ha haa Boo ya! I'll sue ya! Uh! #WeirdAlYankovic #IllSueYa #4KVersion
