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Boris Johnson shows no sign of slowing down as he donned a bulletproof vest and decided to raid a rapper’s home this weekend for reasons not yet clear to mankind. Turning up unannounced, and heavily armored, the prime minister greeted the sleeping Zee Remayne with a traditional ‘how do you do?’ accompanied by several similarly armored police officers as they searched the premises for undisclosed reasons. Remayne, who at this point thought he was still dreaming and/or drunk from the night before, greeted the PM with an equally traditional ‘wagwan’ before documenting the bizarre experience on Snapchat. ‘I woke up to a 6am raid and Boris Johnson’s in my face. Bro, how the f**k did I get raided and Boris Johnson’s there?’ said Remayne, speaking to The Sun, adding that it had just ‘thrown off’ his plans for the day. However, the viral video came at a great time for Remayne, saying ‘I deffo need the publicity from it.’ Johnson himself was rather upbeat about politely barging into a man’s home, saying that ‘he seemed remarkably pleased, actually.’ However, if anyone else has any ideas about… doing whatever it was that prompted this nonsense, Johnson has a clear warning: ‘the element of surprise is crucial.’
