“Hemorrhoids!“ Ow ! Ow !, another beautiful song from the pen of Ted Pillman ! This goes out to long time comedy legend PHYLLIS DILLER. She loves wacky humor. We've loved Phillis for a many years. Teds got Hems like golf balls ! Ted suffers from HEMMORHOIDS, CONSTIPATION, ASS BLASTS, FARTS, OILY DISCHARGE, and wears ADULT DIAPERS . Ted takes PREPARATION H, ANUSOL, TUCKS, and HOT TUB BATHS. As in the song , the hassle of Hemorrhoids really sucks.
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