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Norwegian Minister of Culture and Gender Equality Lubna Jaffery made an appearance at Oslo Pride at the end of last month, as did both of her breasts. The cabinet minister received the coveted ‘Fag Hag’ award on talk show Skeiv Preik (Queer Sermon) for services to gayness, and she accepted the award in the traditional manner, by exposing herself in public. Fitting for an equality minister, she exposed each breast equally, with both nipples equally covered by some very cultured nipple tassels. The stunt was greeted by an enormous round of LGBTQ applause. Jaffery’s display of gayness and public nudity was met with near universal praise from top government officials, with Prime Minister Joan Gahr Store describing it as ‘wonderful.’ The head of Oslo Pride also described the appearance as ‘wonderful.’ Jaffery herself did not describe it as ‘wonderful,’ but instead called it an ‘honor,’ adding that people should ‘put yourself out and not take yourself too seriously.’ This is probably not going to be her slogan come election time.
