We Are Number One but it's been translated to Shakespearean

Lyrics for your copy pasta pleasure: Art thee a real villain? Well technically, eh nah Has't thee ev'r hath caught a valorous guy Liketh a real sup'rh'ro? Nah Shaketh headeth Has't thee ev'r hath tried a disguise? Shaketh Nah nah Good now, I can seeth yond I shall has't to teachest thee How to beest villains! Epic saxo solo Ho! We art numb'r one Ho! We art numb'r one Anon hark closely H're's a dram lesson in dissemble'ry This is going down in hist'ry If 't be true thee wanna beest a villain numb'r one T