Yhorm the Giants Roar

The sky slowly cracked as a thunderous boom fills the air, the ground trembles in wake of a sleeping Giant Lord now pulled from the comfort of a dreaming eternity with voluptuous GIANT womens! It is any wonder the Hollows and Undead turn tail and run for their lives at the roar of such a calamitous display of “I DON'T want to work today!“ syndrome? And it seems our Lord will be doing a “no call, no show“ for the fire remains UNLINKED and still the Ashen Ones to get called to a shift alas, I digress, for the roar of a Lord speaketh louder then nei any words can... ROAR oh Lord of !