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Today is January 10th and that officially means it's the first holiday of the year, Sluzzle Tag! The day invented by Gumball Watterson in 2015 that helps get us out of the post-holiday depression. It's basically a heavy metal version of Christmas, where we listen to grindcore instead of jingle bells, we eat sluzzlewurst instead of ham, and instead of waiting Santa Claus to come down the chimney and deliver us Christmas cheer, we wait for Sluzzle Dude to ascend up the toilet to deliver us Sluzzle Tag cheer!
