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into the ponyverse ---- MP3 download: Ashley H (Twilight, Rarity): TPressleyJ (instrumentals): MuseScript (Rainbow Dash): ChordKey (Fluttershy): YeahButThenDragons (Applejack): Sparkle Chord (Pinkie Pie): Wubcake (Sunset Shimmer): Artista the Filly (cupcake battle artwork): Xidnaf (epic ukulele outro): ---- Covers and remixes are welcome! (CC BY 4.0 license: ) Instrumentals available here: Acapella MP3 download: Realities (Acapella).mp3 Instrumental MP3 download: Realities (Instrumental).mp3 -— Lyrics —- [TWILIGHT] So I'm a princess Am I right for this job? I guess it all depends I've got my pros and cons But why'd they choose me? They could have picked literally any of my friends They also have their strengths And their weaknesses They have admirable qualities I can't help but imagine What things might be like In alternate realities [RAINBOW DASH] I'm Princess Rainbow Dash And I've got loads of princess cash My reign is gonna last Til I eventually get bored But that'll be quite hard Because my royal guard Is fearless 'cause I've armed Them all with magic laser swords I don't waste time So if you wanna feel alive Then I highly suggest you ride The new high-speed Friendship Express And all your mail will arrive From anywhere in 45 minutes or less [RARITY] I'm Princess Rarity Look how I stylishly Enact my policies To make sure everypony's fine And all Equestria knows As the economy grows We'll give out fabulous clothes But none more glamorous than mine I use my store business knowledge and know-how for this Mining gems helps us afford the Sleekest homes and latest tech And so to keep you ponies gorgeous You all get a big enormous bonus check [FLUTTERSHY] I'm Princess Fluttershy Thank you for stopping by I'm here to always try To do the very best I can I'm conquering my shyness Just to spread some kindness But why they call me highness I will never understand It's who I am To help my friends across the land By making nests and burrows and A bunch of natural preserves 'Cause a home that's safe and grand Is just what each and every animal deserves [TWILIGHT] They gave me a crown But I have to disagree With the message that it sends I'm not any stronger Or more qualified Than any of my friends I can't help but imagine what alternate realities might have been Someday I'll find a way to be okay with the one I'm living in (x2) [APPLEJACK] I'm Princess Applejack And I know for a fact I've always got y'all's back Until the universe explodes New infrastructure's coming To keep businesses running So I'm fixing all the plumbing And repairing all the roads Now Apple Bloom Is technically royalty too She gets a super awesome room Just like Big Mac and Granny Smith And this here magic horn, who knew I tell ya, it's one handy tool to build stuff with [PINKIE PIE] I'm Princess Pinkie Pie And if you're wondering why There's glitter in the sky It's 'cause I think it's really cool It's Friday all the time All legislation has to rhyme My throne is made of slime And Gummy's in the castle pool This is terrific Palace food is sugarrific The cupcakes, to be specific Helped us win an epic war So I'm staying optimistic That my chefs will bake significantly more [OTHERS] I'm Princess Starlight Glimmer Princess Sunset Shimmer Princess Shining Armor? Princess Trixie Lulamoon I'm Princess Coco Pommel I'm Princess Sweetie Belle And Apple Bloom as well And also Princess Scootaloo [TWILIGHT] Princess Cheerilee, Princess Rara Princess Spike and Princess Babs And Princess Diamond Tiara Princess Mom and Princess Dad Princess, princess, princess, princess (x9999999) [RARITY] Twilight, you're the leader we admire Who protects, serves, and defends [PINKIE PIE] You're really good But if you ever need advice You can always call up any of your friends [TWILIGHT] (spoken: Thanks, guys.) It's fun to imagine what all of these alternate realities might have been But hey, I gotta say I'm okay with the one I'm living in (x2) But what the hay, I gotta say I'll be more or less okay with the one I'm living in ---- get yourself some “what the hay“ merch here: support me on patreon:
