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Henrik Widegren ft Johanna Körner Berglund - A Statistically Significant Love Song My album Medical Melodies And Surgical Songs is available on Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube and other streaming services! YouTube: Spotify: Apple Music: Buy cd: album medical-melodies-and-surgical-songs&utm_content=fanpub_fnb&utm_source=album_release Music, lyrics: Henrik Widegren Vocals: Johanna Körner Berglund, Henrik Widegren Drums, sound engineer, production: Markus Nilsson Bass, electric guitar, production: Tobias Ekqvist Acoustic guitar: Gabriel Hermansson String arrangement: Lukas Elgmo Strings: Filip Runesson Recorded and produced in Sunnanå Studio, Sweden Mastring: Stockholm Mastring Photography: Dennis Trulsson Director: Anders Johansson, Sunnanå Production Lyrics: He Today. I found my love today Everybody says they knew long ago But I am not that way I demand evidence before I say I know Finally it came to me: My theory’s confirmed In all my experiments I have seen a trend The null hypothesis is not at all sustained It’s very likely That you are more than a friend I love you more than the median I am certain cause the p-value is Our love is blessed by a t-test I can prove to you I love you She Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush The autonomic nervous system doesn’t lie Your dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush And our pupil size correlation is extremely high He Your curves don’t have a normal distribution And your eyes are in the top ten percentile rank She Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion A love that is statistically significant Both You love me more than my control group Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop And your pulse rate accelerates when we’re on a date You must agree: You love me He I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi She And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high He And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten She And touches my x-axis until we come to origin Both I love you and we have the evidence Other people’s love can be a coincidence They want flowers but we want Hard statistical power It’s the best breakthrough I love you And no one can doubt it We can shout loud that we’re in love and proud We have proofs in stacks And no alternative facts I can prove to you That I love you That I love you…
