Bull wreaks havoc in train station

The normal train delays out of Newark were delayed even more after an unexpected guest invaded the tracks. The un-bull-ievable (sorry) scene unfolded after, according to local media, the bull made a death-defying escape from a nearby slaughterhouse, and wandered onto the tracks in search of safety and possibly transportation. Nearly an hour of confusion ensued as commuters saw the bull charge around the tracks of Newark station without even stopping for passengers. The bull was eventually steered into a parking lot near the airport by police, who successfully shot it with a tranquilizer dart. The bull has since been delivered to the safety of an animal sanctuary and given the name ‘Ricardo,’ and possibly a fine for not having a valid ticket