Stardew Valley - Mr. Brightside

So... I happen to take things way too seriously, and a couple people commented on one of my comics the phrase “It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?“ because while playing Stardew Valley (without knowing how the relationships worked) Sebastian kissed my farmer like two days before marrying Harvey, and... here... here we are. I've been compeled to do this since the very moment I approached Harvey during the Flower Dance Event and he answered to me by saying “I am gathering the courage to invite someone to dance with me.“ standing right next to Maru and stalking her as a creepy weirdo while having me, HIS WIFE standing next to him... I don't know, I am way too toxic for Harvey, because I was like “Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool... then I'm inviting Sebastian to dance with me.“ and what the fork... he was dancin' with Maru! But that's okay, because he is way too insecure so he probably is pretty jealous of me as well... I mean, if he weren't an NPC in a videogame, of course. I may or may not be over