Kill -9

I guess I’ll have to shut you down for good this time, Already tried a SIGQUIT, so now it’s KILL DASH 9. You gotta learn when it’s time for your thread to yield; It shoulda slept; instead you stepped and now your fate is sealed. I’ll take your process off the run queue without even asking ’Cause my flow is like reentrant and preemptive multitasking. Your sad rhymes are spinnin’ like you’re in a deadlock, You’re like a synchronous sock that don’t know when to block; So I pull out my keyboard and I pull out my glock, And I dismount your girl and I mount /proc And I’ve got your fuckin pid and the bottom line Is that you best not front or else it’s KILL DASH NINE. KILL DASH NINE, No more CPU time. I run KILL DASH NINE, And your process is mine. I run KILL DASH NINE, ’Cause it’s MY time to shine So don’t step outta line or else it’s KILL DASH NINE! See it ain’t about the Benjamins or Pentiums or Athlons, But you rappin’ 50 meters while I’m spittin’ in decathlons. Your shit’s old and busted, mine’s the new hotness; You’re like CLR and I’m like CLRS. You’re running csh and my shell is bash, You’re the tertiary storage; I’m the L1 cache. I’m a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito; You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito. You’re a dialup connection; I’m a gigabit LAN. I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man. It’s like I’m running Thunderbird and you’re still stuck with Pine, Which is why I think it’s time for me to KILL DASH NINE. Yeah it’s KILL DASH NINE No more CPU time. ’Cause it’s KILL DASH NINE, And your process is mine. I said KILL DASH NINE ’Cause it’s my time to shine, So don’t step outta line or else it’s KILL DASH NINE! My posse throws down like leaky bucket regulators; I was codi