Scrubs - My Musical Part 4 - The Rant Song

Scrubs - My Musical (Season 6, Episode 6) Composed by Fordham and Perry 'The Rant Song' Lyrics: Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy! Am I still singing? Singing like a bird Dr. Cox, huge news! I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours! Bumper buddies! Still, you're not ne-he-hearly as bad as her Do you know how much you annoy me? (Spoken) The answer is a lot Should I list the reasons why? Well, I don't see why not It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex! Oh, by the way, last time Kim was in town, we got some appletinis and poured 'em on her good parts! See now, Newbie, that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree