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I have spent approximately 5 days locked in my room during quarantine scouring the internet for every possible angle filmed of this momentous and truly outstanding moment. I have managed to gather 20 glorious videos, all at the expense of precious days of studying for my formal education at university. Therefore, I have compiled my efforts into a brief video dedicated to one, and only one person: me; as I am convinced I am the only person who would be interested and hold such passion for something as meaningless and fatuous as the aforementioned moment in history. Now, I have let this video sit on my computer for about a week and I believe the world is ready to see it, so please find as much fulfilment in it as I do. I would also like to clarify that I mean no disrespect to Travis Scott and I speak in spirit to him when I say: I am truly glad that you were not injured in the fall sir, this is simply something that brings me complete and unbridled joy; keep up the great work and be safe out there. I will use my near closing remarks to address every single one of the estimated 20,000 people at the Drake concert on the night of February 1st, 2017 and whoever else it may concern: if you or anyone you know has an angle not shown of the incident, I implore you to somehow let me know in the comments or elsewhere so I can add it to my humble collection. This project has inspired me in ways few will understand and I hold it dear to my foolish heart; considering few people will see this video (and even fewer read this completely superfluous description frankly!), I enthusiastically welcome you few to the unofficial “Ėÿêæh Fanclub“, where the only activity you may presently take part in is enjoying the ėÿêæh sound this man makes as he falls into the abyss. Enjoy!
