HARRY POTTER IN THE HOOD

I’m a boy named Harry both my parents are dead Now I’m hangin in the ghetto earnin wizard street cred In the common room crib I be chillin with the Shorties, My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer forties Malfoy is the boy i’d like to kick in the rump We’re at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain’t no man I can’t wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban! MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE “O“, TO THE“ T“ TO THE “T“, TO THE “E“ TO THE “R“, You see He’s a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don’t call him Harry Potter ’Cause my name is H Piddy When Dementors are near it’s like the arctic zone So I Hufflepuff the chronic till the Sorcerer’s Stoned At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans I be Grubbin on Hedwig’s hot and spicy wings The muggles all see me as a nifty gent But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent... A magic spell can cause a bad reaction Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson I drink poly-juice potion when I’m in the hood carousin, Doin’ drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000 MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE “O“, TO THE“ T“ TO THE “T“, TO THE “E“ TO THE “R“, You see He’s a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don’t call him Harry Potter ’Cause my name is H Piddy Water skiing with Hagrid in the castle trough On the carpet eatin burgers like Hasslehoff I’m a bad boy wizard, I don’t tolerate phonies I showed the world my privates in that show abo