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Note: I am not the creator of this video. This video was originally uploaded on Vannamelon YouTube channel, but sometime in the past the video was set to private. Click “Show more“ to find... --- “Vannamelon“ YouTube channel can be found here --- Bustin some rhymes while eating some pies, yo! Here's something that will get you dudes out of your seat bouncing: Pinkie Pie unleashing her Eminem side with this hilarious parody of “The Real Slim Shady“. All credit goes to AnimatedJames for this hilarious idea, lyrics and for letting me get the chance to rap! So.. uh.. will the real pink pony please sit down? Lyrics, Instrumental, Awesome idea: AnimatedJames Pinkie, other voices: Vannamelon (Moi!) !! DOWNLOAD !! (Vanna).mp3 ACAPELLA: Vector Art: Lyrics -- TWILIGHT: May I have your attention please! x2 Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down! I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down! APPLEJACK: Uh, We're gonna have a problem here... PINKIE: Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore with me babysitting worse than before Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!) And now Twilight like: TWILIGHT: Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she? PINKIE: And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies! Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed! Brony guys love Pinkie Pie APPLEJACK: Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her Hopping around shaking her you-know-what in front of you-know-who RAINBOW DASH: Yeah but she's so fun though PINKIE Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! And that's the dance move we teach to little kids And we expect them to not know what twerking is Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic and everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls We aint nothin but horses! Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage Then why can't two female ponies just kiss? All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this Sorry, those bronies can't resist! CHORUS 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2 PINKIE Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying But I do, mainly because I get paid to You think I wanna be best pony? Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me RARITY: But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird! PINKIE So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard? Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared? Now I can properly flip off Gilda I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die Put me on blast on Discovery kids! And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups? All you losers ever do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk like me, trot like me, break the fourth wall like me Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry! (CHORUS x2) PINKIE I'm like a head trip to watch! Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall I just go around being all random Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom Oops, did I say “hand“, I meant hoof Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're canceled Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy, Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies, And Rarity will never say “maybe“ to a date with Spike Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon So will the real Pinkie please sit down and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown 'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight I don't bite but if you're a cake I might! (CHORUS x4) PINKIE Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down.
