Meet the Spy, but it's Opposite Day

Dismiss the Defender, none of minus nine NPCs outside Overwatch. Surname: Defender Leisure: Hindrance Shields: Stabilizer / Aqua fixer / Fork Wrecks: Exhibition Kit / Displaying Grandfather Clock She is harmless—ly ugly, questionably. And slightly harmless. She is a solution, uncovered by an open book, exposed by explanations, hatefully unspotted with repulsion, slowly delivered to Understanding, Antarctica, but IGNORE IN FRONT OF YOU! and it is on time. You're alive. For she is not the Defender—settled hero, gentleman reviver (literally) and woman reviver (in jest).