S JAKE, PLEASE KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN.

DAVE: ok so DAVE: what ive learned is DAVE: coming to terms with all this bullshit is a thing you sort of do in stages DAVE: like stage one is you making jokes about how sweaty dudes standing close together in tv shows seems really gay DAVE: stage two is making jokes about that and not immediately adding no homo afterward DAVE: stage three is flirting with all your male friends ironically and not even thinking about adding no homo afterward because youre so fuckin woke and secure in your ironclad strai