We Are The Garden Gnomes (Song)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! LYRICS: Verse One Start to move it, dance till you lose it We are called the garden gnomes, hiding outside your home Watching as you bone all of the chicks you bring over, Hanging out your dick like the cliffs of dover Lemme tell ya something, you don't know when to stop He never pays any attention to the gnomes, We are part of him but hey it's alright he got sex, All I say is we got free porn as he Splits those legs and he climbs up again Verse Two We have fun fishing in your lake, But look for god sake, you pissed in our face, The party you had yesterday, the girl who had tooth decay, Well congratulations, you're a dad But hey, at least now he won't act before he Thinks, his attitude blows and his hygiene stinks, It looks like he could use a few winks as he Strokes his penis and thrives up the bend We've had enough of you fucking us over Chorus: We are the garden gnomes, We watch you fuck inside your home, All the lonely wines and the wanking cries, You're a lonely son of a bitch All the time you take, To finish wanking on your face You have no life, you have no wife, She left you 10 hours ago! Son Of A Bitch x6 Verse Three I'm the fat one, look at me clunge, Hasn't been done since the day it was fun, You could've had a try with me hot crossed bun About 20 years ago I could have given you a blow, But now forget it, you're shagging me mam! I used to think you were a nice guy, But now I've seen you wank right in front of your eyes, It's No wonder your alone, I watched you moan as you Cummed in a tissue and wipe it on your bed Verse Four So just take it from a ugly loner, Who screamed every time someone else got a boner, He's nothing but trouble, a face like rubble If he had a brain he'd come outside Yeah, we'll show him a shambles, as he Runs with his jeans wrapped round his ankles Look at him go, oh wait, NO NO, he's Fondling strangers and rising to their tits We've had enough of you fucking us over Chorus: We are the garden gnomes, We watch you fuck inside your home, All the lovenly wines and the wanking cries, You're a lonely son of a bitch All the time you take, To finish wanking on your face You have no life, you have no wife, She left you 10 hours ago! Son Of A Bitch x6