All We Want Is... Fun And Beer

God created the World in seven days, And on the seventh day he made it clear: “After six days of work I deserve a rest. So all I seem to want is Fun and Beer.“ Newton never discovered gravity, And light bulbs weren’t invented by Latimer, Henry Ford never made up Model T, ’Cause they were too busy to look for Fun and Beer. Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the only things we hear, Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the things we like ’round here. George Orwell gave us “1982“, ... 4! “Hamlet“ was left for us by---by... Shakespeare! Karl Marx gave us “Das Kapital“, But who the hell will give us Fun and Beer?! From the city to the countryside, here and there, From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere, They’re holding a grand campaign: “Vote for Giles!“ And everyone’s choosing Fun and Beer. Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the only things we hear, Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the things we like ’round here. Beer They can take away my talents and my gifts - “You don’t have any...“ They can use all my feelings, thoughts and tears. - “Are you a Girl??“ They can take away my knowledge in higher maths. - “HA!“ But they can never take away my Fun and Beer. Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the only things we hear, Fun and Beer, Fun and Beer, Are the things we like ’round here. We want Fun and Beer, and Fun and Beer And Fun and Beer And Fun And Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!