Best joke of the day: Logic 101: A Weedeaters Tale #joke #jokes

Logic 101: A Weedeater’s Tale 🌿🤔 Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What's Logic?“ the first idiot asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example.“ “Do you own a weedeater?“ “I sure do.“ “Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,“ replied the professor. “That's real good!“ The professor continues, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.“ Impressed, “Amazin!“ “And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.“ “That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!“ The idoit is obviously catching on. “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume