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A tribute to Lost's own John Locke by Aaron and Dustin. Contact us at lockerap@. Right-click Locke Rap - Aaron Colyn and Dustin and hit “Save As“ to Download MP3. Born on dark day in '56 John Locke's entire life had many conflicts An unknown man behind a steering wheel Struck John's own mother with an automobile Being pushed on a stretcher to a hospital room She whispers to the nurse “I've got a child in the womb“ This accident alone, was hard enough to endure But then she gave birth... 3 months premature! Since raising a child at her age would be rough Locke's mother made a choice that was incredibly tough The young John Locke went into foster care And he'd draw weird pictures, just of smoke in the air Then one day the young Locke had a guest But the man stormed off once john failed his test The man had no idea, 50 years from then That John would be the other's leader, taking over for Ben John Locke You're a man of faith and destiny Several years before his fateful flight from Sydney John Locke's own pops stole his motherloving kidney The old boy meets girl in anger therapy One look and locke said “Shes my density“ Al Bundy's wife and the voice of Leela Helen Norwood Lockes little heart steala But you know how it goes, always the same with the hos She peaced and left John Locke to sit and stew in his woes After receiving his Dear John Letter Locke headed west for some sunny Cali weather He found acceptance one afternoon When he stumbled upon a humble farming commune He met a little buddy that he thought he could trust But his little buddy Eddie was the piggy-wiggy fuzz Locke had the cults back, when they were pushing dope But when hes told to kill the narc, our hairless hero said “nope!“ John Locke Some say you look like Mr. Clean Setting out to deal with his daddy issues He was crying too much, running out of tissues John set up a meeting with his dear old dad Showed up to confront him in his eighth story pad Just as the answers were starting to flow He tombstoned his boy right through the window He fell from the skies, to the earth where he lies Snap crackle pop, Locke was paralyzed No love from his girl, his dad, or his mum The appendages that sit below his waist are numb Locke gets around in a chair with wheels Now you know how Stephen Hawking feels On 26 inch rims hes rolling straight to the bottom Faith, Hope, Dreams, Our boy Locke has forgot 'em Cursed by fate and plagued with doubt What else to do? Go on a walkabout John Locke I'll never tell you what you can't do John's boss Randy is a box store tool Tell's Locke he cant do it, treats him like a fool When he calls up Helen... he says he wants to bring her Turns out that this Helen is a his phone-sex swinger Flying to Australia he meets his guide Who tells John Locke that his journey's been denied “Your a liability, You just won't make it through“ and John Says “Don't ever tell me what I can't do!“ His life is in the dumps but at least hes alive As he rolls on board oceanic 815 Halfway home John's flight goes down And everybodys screaming cause they think think they're gonna drown When he comes to Locke is laying in the sand Surrounded by wreckage on some whack island Where my homies at? only heaven knows Just then John Locke goes and wiggles his toes John Locke It makes me sad, I wish you were my dad Locke finds a new life amongst the tropic scenery and begins an epic quest to fulfill his destiny He finds a hatch with his homie named Boone Who tumbles off a cliff one afternoon Pushing a button. Our Locke is a hero He enters the code before the clock hits zero John's led to the Others, Richard, and Ben Only a matter of time before he'll be leading them Time is slipping like a needle on a vinyl And Jack's dad tells him that this quest will be his final To set things right, hes gotta bring back the six What a shame he has to die to accomplish this Feeling suicidal, all his pleas were ignored Ben gets the job done with an extension cord So where do we stand is he dead or alive? I don't know man, I'm just on season 5... Song Written/Performed by Aaron Colyn and Dustin Dame Audio and Video Production by Aaron Colyn DOP and Camera Op: Brendan Barlow Special Thanks to Dave Colyn, Michelle Colyn
