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An original song by Random Encounters The most dreaded monster of the Animal Crossing seas finally has its own sea shanty! Set sail with us for new horizons, or we'll throw you to the Sea Bass! Arr! WATCH US GO SEA BASS FISHING IN ANIMAL CROSSING ➤ GET THE SONG ON APPLE MUSIC ➤ SPOTIFY ➤ AMAZON ➤ BLOOPERS ➤ Mix, Master, Guitars AND pirate vocals by the talented FamilyJules ➤ Special Thanks to Devon C. & Jessica B. for recording additional vocals for this shanty! (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Hit the Bell and Watch us Weekly! HELP US MAKE MUSICALS ☞ ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ RE-EXCLUSIVE: ➥ ======================= LYRICS: I CAST MY LINE TWO HOURS AT A TIME! BUT ALAS! THAT BLASTED BASS WAS ALL I PULLED UP FROM THE BRINE! THEY MOVED IN FAST, DESCENDING LIKE A STORM! ‘TILL EVERY BLOOMIN’ BAY WAS BLIGHTED BY THE SWARM! SEA BASS, FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! WORSE TO CATCH THAN A COLD OR FLEA! SO LET’S BREAK LOOSE THE VACATION JUICE- “ANOTHER ROUND ON ME!” FROM SEA TO HOOK TO ME TO NOOK- HALF A BAG OF BELLS FOR SEA BASS! THEY’RE BAD! THEY’RE WORSE! A SOGGY CURSE ALL ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS! EVERY BASS I CAUGHT WAS THE LAST, I THOUGHT, BUT THE FISH OF MY WISHES WAS NAUTICALLY NAUGHT! THIS SEA BASS HERE IS ALL I’VE GOT, BUT AT LEAST IT’S A C ! THE SHARKS TURNED TAIL! THE KNIFEJAW BIT THE DUST! EVEN THE SNAPPER’S DOWN THE CRAPPER, AND THE DAB’S BECOME A BUST! I SOLD THREEFOLD OF SEA BASS AT THE STORE, JUST TO RETURN TO SEA AND FISH OUT FIFTY-THREE MORE! SALTY SCOURGE OF THE OPEN SEA! FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH MISERY! SO DOWN A SLUICE OF VACATION JUICE- “IT’S ALCOHOLIC-FREE!” FROM SEA TO HOOK TO ME TO NOOK- HALF A BAG OF BELLS FOR SEA BASS! THEY’RE WET! AND WEIRD… THEY’RE IN ME BEARD! AND THEY’VE SEIZED THE SEVEN SEAS! NOT A SMIDGE OF FISH THAT I’D HAD IN MIND; ONLY BASS I’D RATHER HAVE LEFT BEHIND WORTH SIXTY-SOMETHING BELLS COMBINED, BUT AT LEAST THEY’RE A C ! THEY ATE MY BAIT, AND BROKE MY GOLDEN POLE! I WOULD MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK, BUT THEN THEY’D JUST REJOIN THE SHOAL! THOSE PISCINE PESTS HAVE FLOODED EVERY SHORE! WITH EVERY WRETCH I CATCH, I RETCH A LITTLE BIT MORE! TEN FOR YOU AND A TON FOR ME! MARITIME TERROR IS ALL THEY BE! SO RAISE A GLASS TO THAT CURSE’D BASS- IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE KEY! AHHHH! FROM SEA TO HOOK TO ME TO NOOK- HALF A BAG OF BELLS FOR SEA BASS! THEY BITE! THEY SMELL! WE DO, AS WELL- AND THEY PLAGUE THE SEVEN SEAS! THEY’RE GROTESQUE, DESPICABLE, AND ABHORRED, BUT THEY’RE ALL I’VE GOT AND I CAN’T AFFORD TO TOSS THE LOT OF ‘EM OVERBOARD, BUT AT LEAST… THEY’RE A… C ! BUT AT LEAST IT’S A C !
