LEGALLY BLOND THERE! RIGHT THERE Stratford Playhouse

Here the Stratford Playhouse at Stratford High School in Houston, Texas performs “There! Right There“ (aka - “Gay or European“) from Legally Blonde... ELLE: There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh Please he's gay, totally gay. CALLAHAN: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay. ALL: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically radically fey? EMMETT: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. ELLE: Look at his silk translucent socks. CALLAHAN: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing. ELLE: What are we seeing? CALLAHAN: Is he gay? ELLE: Of course he's gay. CALLAHAN: Or European? ALL: Ohhhhhh. Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European? WARNER: Well, hey don't look at me. VIVIAN: You see they bring their boys up different In those charming