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Elves are just so beautiful and perfect and magical and mystical and knowledgeable and HOLY MACKEREL, HOW WE ALL HATE THEM. This original song acknowledges that indisputable fact. “Everybody Hates Elves“ also appears on the album _Pirate Elves in Space_. It features kazoo harmony, for crying out loud. Here's a link to the track: Lyrics: Everybody Hates Elves Come into the mystic valley, All ye weary travellers; Come and rest beside the pool And lay aside your grief. Astriel will play the harp And sooth you with her singing And beauty quite beyond Belief. We shall dine by moonlight On delectable confections While conversing softly In our ancient tongue, and so All will be quite courteous And wonderful and magic, And yes, in case you're wondering, We know Everybody hates elves. Everybody can see That we're better than you. Th
