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Hillary Clinton was confused at some event or other when the singers from Los Del Rio invited her to sing and dance along to their 90s hit ‘Macarena.’ Ordinarily most people would be confused if such a thing were to happen, however this was her birthday party, she was in their hometown of Seville, Spain, and they had been specifically invited, so it’s somewhat less forgivable. Even less forgivable than that: she appears not to be familiar with the song. This is unusual as a) anyone who was alive at the time, in any country in the world, was issued a copy of this song by their government (it’s true, ask your parents), and b) she used this song almost every campaign rally when husband Bill was running for reelection as president. Rather than dance or sing along to it, she instead waddled up to the two singers like a side of beef, and began flailing her arms around like she was worshiping some sort of demon, all the while laughing at her inability to understand basic human customs.
