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Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn’t) Isn’t that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn’t have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a giraffe who had a short neck That was sad or a deer I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn’t see it in the pouring rain He didn’t hear me shout, “Look out for the train!“ ’Cause I didn’t say anything I just thought to myself, “Oh this is gonna be sad.“ And it was, I’m a genius I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother’s corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself I saw a boy who had red hair I went to a store looking for something to buy But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy No, wait-this store sells mirrors See what I did there? Let’s rock No The world’s so sad, bros Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism But I gotta remember there’s good t
