Solutions to Fix the Game Industry

“But it's satire!!!“ All I need is ten minutes of your time to explain how we can further optimize the return on our options for greater quarter-end bonuses. Trickle your stock options down, fellow investors. It's finally time for pride and accomplishment to win out over the disdain and anxiety that's being felt by many our customers. Power to the players! For context: Highlights of the Hawaii government's announcements on EA's predatory behaviors: Clarification