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✨ Secret stuff here: ▶ Behind the scenes: ▶ Princess Rap Battle shirts: ▶ Spotify: ▶ Apple Music: What’s that I hear on the rooftop? It’s Mrs. Claus squaring off against Mary Poppins in a special holiday-themed rap battle! ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston Santa: Jim O’Heir Bert: Kevin Allen Stark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis , Frank Eady Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Maggie Schwab 2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino Dumandan VFX: Mike Manasewitsch Recording Engineers: Ryan Johnson , Mario Gorito Composer: Matt Dahan Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder Make-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy Wiener Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Set Costumer: Isabel Mandujano Production Manager: Mary Bonney Key Grip: Derek Dresda Gaffer: Jen Galvez Script Supervisor: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren Ostler Playback: Alex Frew Grips: Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic PA: Ed Lee Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy Sydelle, Morgan Locke Subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian), Amy Underworld (French), EternaLoveCL (Italian) For licensing or business queries: contactwhitneyavalon@ ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** Mary: When there’s a looming battle to be faced and fought, the lesson is: get right to it Practically perfect people prefer to be polite, but sometimes you just have to say “screw it” You never get applause You’re the dependent Claus You’re known for wrapping toys But my rapping skill destroys I’m money in the Banks so show some respect If you tear me up like paper then I’ll resurrect And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice Hey, fat cat, how are you at catching mice? You’re like a piecrust, so easily smashed I’ll feed the birds what’s left of you once you’ve been trashed I hear it’s been years since the North Pole got rigid Today’s forecast says you’re entirely frigid Mrs. Claus: Don’t go there, honey, the word around town Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest (Hey!) You’re a stuck-up servant, ho-ho-horribly dressed The biggest charity since ever, we help the masses With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses (Cheeky!) Your rhymes are weak - you’re a low stakes player Come at me, freak - I’ll one-horse open slay ya I’m behind the scenes, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumb I run the workshop, keep the books, and advise my sugar plum I’m a baker, all about these rolls, a big broad bruiser Even your reflection thinks you’re a loser Mary: I find this a bore, let’s double it up Mrs. Claus: Oh, bring it on, sister, we will mess your shit up! Mrs. Claus: Bert Bert: Santa Santa: Mary Mary: …Mrs.? Bert: Extemporized before your very eyes Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes ‘cause damn right Van Dyke rocks these mics You’re an icon of greed that’s perverted the season You give coal to bad kids, Mary teaches ‘em reason, she’s Mary: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious Mary & Bert: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferocious Mary: I could do this whole verse backwards, but I truly feel I’m through wasting my time, because you’re not even real Santa: Fool, I’m real, and I’m spectacular This Dick can’t stick to an accent or vernacular Mrs. Claus: Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce Santa: But my sack holds billions of presents at once The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth Winter is coming, I’m the “King in the North” Mrs. Claus: Drinking one Coke a year has made us rich Santa: My list’s never wrong: it says you’re a bitch Mary: Please don’t act like you’re some kind of saint, Nick Bert: Always spying on minors Mary & Bert: That’s jailbait, prick Mrs. Claus: This boring British wench needs a long winter’s nap Santa: You’ve been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lap Mary: That’s quite enough of that, the winds have changed here Let’s see how well you fly without your reindeer ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
