Achy Breaky Heart (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Remy is very fond of a card in his commander deck. Announcing a Patreon! LYRICS: You can kill my girl My Crucible of Worlds You can burn my Groves while I’m gone Oh you can Nova Cleanse All of my elf-y friends And laugh and joke about me on the phone Kill my Coat of Arms With Bant or Rakdos Charm Or kill my Crimson Fleet Commodore Oh you can kill my Whip My from-The-Dark Ghost Ship I don’t need to attack with it no more But don’t kill my Heart My achy breaky Heart I just don’t think I’d understand And if you kill my Heart My achy breaky Heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooooh Detain my Chaos Maw By casting Martial Law Get rid of my Mogg with a Boom Keg Or please Generous Gift The keeper of my Glyph I wanted to enbalm it anyway Go kill my Killer Bees With a Catch and Release By now you probably know I’m not okay Oh you can kill my eyes My sword of body/mind Nobody’s playing blue/green anyway Don’t kill my Heart My achy breaky Heart I just don’t think I’d under