Tesla Model S - No Thanks... I'll Stick to my Good ol' American Muscle

Well, would ya look at that Tesla Model S. Bless its heart, it's tryin' real hard to be somethin' special. But let me tell ya, folks, it ain't hittin' the mark for me. Now, this so-called “future“ they're claimin' this car represents, I gotta say, it's lookin' mighty dull. Ain't nothin' fancy about it, nothin' to make your heart skip a beat. It's just a shame, plain and simple.