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Everyone is all like “omg a video, Niece must have hired a cameraman. Who’s the lucky dude operating that boom, girl? ? ???? ?? ??♂️? ?” Y’all, relax, the cinematographer is none other than the selfie stick my mom got me for Christmas three years ago, on top of two amazon prime boxes, with a bungee cord rigging it so my phone won’t attempt a suicide jump after the 647th take of a three-second video. And things between the selfie stick and me are completely platonic, because I know one of y’all is gonna ask
