What Would Velociraptor Taste Like | Thanksgiving Special

The American holiday of Thanksgiving has a lot of mixed baggage. I don’t need to dredge up the human rights violations which originated the holiday since that’s boring human stuff none of you have signed up for. As it’s practiced today, Thanksgiving is more or less a secular holiday in which families the country over give thanks for what they have and share a big phat meal of varying carbacious or proteinous substances. One of the most important to any Thanksgiving dinner…is the Turkey. Imagine, if you will