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This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY AHEM, EXCUSE ME CAN I HAVE THE ATTENTION OF THE CLASS FOR ONE SECOND HI, KIDS DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE WANNA SEE ME STICK NINE INCH NAILS THROUGH EACH ONE OF MY EYELIDS WANNA COPY ME AND DO EXACTLY LIKE I DID TRY ’CID AND GET FUCKED UP WORSE THAN MY LIFE IS MY BRAIN’S DEAD WEIGHT I’M TRY’NA GET MY HEAD STRAIGHT BUT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHICH SPICE GIRL I WANNA IMPREGNATE AND DOCTOR DRE SAID UH-UH WELL, SINCE AGE TWELVE I’VE FELT LIKE I’M SOMEONE ELSE ’CAUSE I HUNG MY ORIGINAL SELF FROM THE TOP BUNK WITH A BELT GOT PISSED OFF AND RIPPED PAMELA LEE’S TITS OFF AND SMACKED HER SO HARD I KNOCKED HER CLOTHES BACKWARDS LIKE KRIS KROSS I SMOKE A FAT POUND OF GRASS AND FALL ON MY ASS FASTER THAN A FAT BITCH WHO SAT DOWN TOO FAST COME HERE, SLUT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK GOD SENT ME TO PISS THE WORLD OFF HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY MY ENGLISH TEACHER WANTED TO FLUNK ME IN JUNIOR HIGH THANKS A LOT NEXT SEMESTER I’LL BE THIRTY-FIVE I SMACKED HIM IN HIS FACE WITH AN ERASER CHASED HIM WITH A STAPLER AND STAPLED HIS NUTS TO A STACK OF PAPER WALKED IN THE STRIP CLUB HAD MY JACKET ZIPPED UP FLASHED THE BARTENDER THEN STUCK MY DICK IN HER TIP-CUP EXTRATERRESTRIAL RUNNIN’ OVER PEDESTRIANS IN A SPACESHIP WHILE THEY SCREAMIN’ AT ME NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF MY LIFE, I WAS LIED TO I JUST FOUND OUT MY MOM DOES MORE DOPE THAN I DO I TOLD HER I’D GROW UP TO BE A FAMOUS RAPPER MAKE A RECORD ABOUT DOIN’ DRUGS AND NAME IT AFTER HER YOU KNOW YOU BLEW UP WHEN THE WOMEN RUSH YOUR STANDS AND TRY TO TOUCH YOUR HANDS LIKE SOME SCREAMIN’ USHER FANS THIS GUY AT WHITE CASTLE ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH SO, I SIGNED IT DEAR DAVE THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ASSHOLE! HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY STOP THE TAPE THIS KID NEEDS TO BE LOCKED AWAY DOCTOR DRE DON’T JUST STAND THERE OPERATE I’M NOT READY TO LEAVE IT’S TOO SCARY TO DIE I’LL HAVE TO BE CARRIED INSIDE THE CEMETERY AND BURIED ALIVE AM I COMIN’ OR GOIN’ I CAN BARELY DECIDE I JUST DRANK A FIFTH OF VODKA DARE ME TO DRIVE ALL MY LIFE I WAS VERY DEPRIVED I AIN’T HAD A WOMAN IN YEARS AND MY PALMS ARE TOO HAIRY TO HIDE CLOTHES RIPPED LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK I SPIT WHEN I TALK I’LL FUCK ANYTHIN’ THAT WALKS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO GET SO HUNGRY I WOULD THROW FITS HOW YOU GONNA BREAST-FEED ME, MOM YOU AIN’T GOT NO TITS I LAY AWAKE AND STRAP MYSELF IN THE BED WITH A BULLETPROOF VEST ON AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD I’M STEAMIN’ MAD AND BY THE WAY WHEN YOU SEE MY DAD TELL HIM THAT I SLIT HIS THROAT IN THIS DREAM I HAD HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY HI! MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS... SLIM SHADY
