it's hard to be a tall vampire lady

That chandelier is drawn from my vague memory of what a chandelier looks like because I REFUSED to look up references. I'm not a tall vampire lady but nevertheless I just can't stand chandeliers. I want them nowhere in my sight. They're terrifying, ugly death traps. I mean if one was to fall then that would be a horrible mess and it could possibly kill somebody, but even aside from that, bonking your head on a chandelier is one of the most terrifying experiences one can have. It's happened to me because some people just can't hang their death traps high enough. It goes clinkety clink and for a second I'm sure something will fall and there's nothing I would be able to do about it. I can just crouch and hope that I didn't just murder someone's ridiculous expensive decoration lightsource monstrosity. I can't even IMAGINE why someone would put candles on there!! Like sure maybe back when people didn't have lightbulbs, that was their only option, but imagine walk